Who’s idea was it
When in the shower,
To use a bar of soap
It takes an extra hour!
Though my grip is tight,
Still every time
It falls to the floor
And leaves a layer of slime.
In the shower cabinet
There’s not much space –
On each side, the panels
Are a foot from my face!
To bend or to squat?
That is the question.
Though I know either way
I’ll still feel some tension.
I choose to bend
Because I forgot
The glass kisses my buttocks
If I don’t squat!
Irregular Poetry 